((that moment when you’re lurking and someone says SHANNON and you get all confused because you don’t think of the possibility that someone else out there is named Shannon))
((I’m only logging in right now to say I think this all is hilarious oh my god
peace niggas))
zoluismyotp replied to your post: luffyko lives in my head and she likes to laugh at your pain
i don’t know what that means but if you mean dick than no she likes girls more than boys if you know what i mean
“It means she can suck my flashy dick. And not in the good way.”
| luffyko lives in my head and she likes to laugh at your pain | ||
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luffy-ya |
“Tell that bitch to suck it easy.”
| how are you not dead yet i mean seriously you've pissed off more than a few powerful people | ||
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luffy-ya |
| hey if you had to fuck one person who would be your last choice | ||
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luffy-ya |
“My last choice? Eugh… I can’t even think so… probably that pink bitch… Doflamingo, was his name?”
| is your hair a pain in the ass to brush in the morning because when my hair was long it was | ||
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luffy-ya |
“Yes, it can be a pain, but I have help taking care of it. I sometimes have Cabaji or Alvida give me a hand.”
| your pants are too tight everyone can see your dick | ||
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luffy-ya |
“So everyone can see how great it is, good to know.”
| Hi I'm Lauren and I'm the girl who usually makes your life hell | ||
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luffy-ya |
“Hello La-…… person who makes my life hell! What’s up?”
| Magic!Anon: Everytime you say somebody's name they'll orgasm! This last for the next 24 hours! Have fun! ~ | ||
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Anonymous |
“….WELL THEN.”
